AUNTY PEACE Episode 6 written by Nnenne uju izuanagbara.

AUNTY PEACE 

Episode 6 

written by Nnenne uju izuanagbara.

AUNTY PEACE got the beating of her life. She was just shouting ABEG OOOO.

----"You are very wicked", the soldier scolded her." This is how you put innocent people in trouble. if it was someone else, he or she would have been killed by angry mob. oya run away from here. mad woman.

Aunty peace ran without looking back. On her street, people were looking back to know what's chasing her. she ran into her house and locked the door. she did not come out till the next day.

Aunty peace had a clique of crazy fellows like her. They are called MADAM GOLD and LADY GAGA. They came visiting.

---Asa, MADAM GOLD called. wetin happen na?(what happened) why your face con dey like this?(why is your face like that?)

---- Hmmmm, chai, Aunty peace sighed.Una babe enter GREEN SNAKE(soldier)hand o.

----God oooo, lady gaga screamed. for where? how?

...see ehee, Aunty peace replied. Dawan is not my pain now. My pain na my 5k wey ah hustle collect from that madam school.

--why you dey collect 5k? na 20k na. which one be 5K. Wait o, ah no understand. No be two days ago you start work? MADAM GOLD ASKED.

---Ah no work again. Aunty peace fired back.

----Haaa , wetin happen? asked Lady gaga

----Wetin no happen, shit just dey happen for that school. washing of diapers and so on. stainless baby like me. On top am, small small rat them go dey insult person. one small pikin shit finish, con stain the body of the toilet with shit. argh!! ah give am brush to wash the shit o

LADY GAGA & MADAM GOLD SCREAMED.

-You do wetin?

--HA!! no be shit ah come wash o. na nanny ah come do.

----BABE , LADY GAGA called Aunty peace. You dey craze. you dey mad? so because of shit, you throway job? you geh sence so? wey people dey find legit chop upandan for dah kain tush school? you be agidi walahi.

---wetin con be all this one na? AUNTY PEACE FIRED AT HER FRIE. which kain rubbish dey comot for your mouth so?

---Myfriend shut-up, REPLIED MADAM GOLD. peace, your character bad. who dey run from farm because of poto-poto. wait mah ask you, all these people wey dey go obodo oyibo, wetin you think say dem dey do? if dem o baff dead body, dem go pack oyibo shit, na the money sure pass.

AUNTY PEACE and her friends had very hot argument. When she could no longer take it, she stoop and and opened her door.

-oya, out!!! ah say, comot for my abode.

MADAM GOLD STOOD UP...

----We go go. see mah tell you, hunger go chop
craze comot for your belle and shi-shi, you dey hear me so? my shi-shi no go comot enter your hand.

...Taaaarrrr , AUNTY PEACE REACTED.geraway you. onye night shift like you. who want your ONE NIGHT WITH ALHAJI money, FIVE NIGHTS WITH SENTOR, yeye human being.

---See who dey talk. OSHO-FREE. daughter killer. your nonsence don dey pain me siiiiinnnnncccceee. Ah don tell you, if you won craze, craze legit craze. craze the craze wey get sence. you go dey craze yeye craze upandan. na eim make your husband carry eim children run. LADY GAGA replied .

AUNTY PEACE BURST INTO TERRIBLE LAUGHTER.

--Hahahaha, eh, ah gree. atlist ah born. wey your womb? you get? wey you don use sapele pepper soup kill am.

Lady gaga gave her dirty slap. They started fighting. They had to come outside. Out of anger and rage, AUNTY PEACE took her kitchen stool and threw at LADY GAGA, it landed on, THE CARE-TAKER'S WINDSCREEN. It broke into pieces. Everyone saw it.

CARE-TAKER RAN OUT.

----AH!!! Aunty peace, you don break my wind screen into pieces. which kain tenant be this, everytime fight,.

---Oga care taker, no be only me o. those women nko. replied AUNTY PEACE.

---Which woman? ah, na you i see wey stone chair o. you go pay o.

(meanwhile, madam gold and lady gaga took to their heels.)

AUNTY PEACE started selling all sellables including those expencive clothes. After repairing the wind screen, she was given one week QUIT NOTICE. She was able to secure a room apartment. She started selling orange by the road side.

AUNTY PEACE had this wonderful couple customer. The man is so fond of the wife. Every evening he would walk her down to AUNTY PEACE'S place. Soon the lady became close pals with AUNTY PEACE. AUNTY PEACE calls her IYAWO.

IYAWO is a nurse. One afternoon, she was off duty so she came to spend time with her newly found AUNTY.

AUNTY PEACE SAW HER COMING AND CALLED OUT.

-Iyawo! iyawo, nawa o na you geh two big phone? you dey enjoy o.

THE STORY HAS JUST BEGUN.

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