AUNTY PEACE EPISODE 9 Written by Nnenne uju izuanabgara

AUNTY PEACE 

EPISODE 9 

Written by Nnenne uju izuanabgara

SANDRA CONTINUED.

---Iyawo must come complain give you. put fire that side. Tell am say another woman don enter be that o. make she no gree. Her husband go come complain give you sef. Tell am say iyawo get bad character, say you dey always dey advice am to dey well, she no dey hear.

AUNTY PEACE LAUGHED.

---- chai this babe egbugom. your brain na babalawo, i swear to God. chai, the day wey ANAYO go enter my post office chaiiiiii. my body oooo.

SANDRA LAUGHED.

--- you dey craze o. (looking serious) see babe, wetin be my pay? no be me build free-town na. wetin be my share for all this work. ah no dey do OSHO-FREE O.

---Relax babe, wetin you want? tell me.

---Wetin ah want no hard. You know say me sef na ant, i like sugar. Na just one night with your boo. FINISH.

----which kain nonsence thing you dey want like dis na. Abeg Abeg, find another thing. how ah go dey share my boo with public toilet like you. Abeg unreason am.

----See life o. snatcher like you. no be snatch you snatch. The boo no be legit boo na. So you must share o.

---Kai, only one night abi? no wahala.

--Ehen, now you come. you be my correct bae till infinity.

THE NEXT DAY.....

Iyawo came to AUNTY PEACE looking worried.

---CHI BABY, wetin happen. Why your face be like this?

Im--Aunty, i had a dream just now. I was dragging my WEDDING GOWN with some strange hands. The wedding gown tore into two. The strange hands had one piece and so did i. I was crying in that dream but what i don't understand is what i was saying.

AUNTY PEACE started Feeling so uneasy

--wetin be that?

Il--I was saying, AUNTY WHY ME. i kept saying that repeatedly. i even said that out of my sleep. i don't know why my dad's sister won't let me be. She has sworn to destroy me and my marriage. (crying) Aunty, i'm so scared. i need to see my pastor.

----hmmm, Aunty peace sighed . So na this dream con make your face be like shit wey rain beat? see mah tell you? na ordinary dream. and na wedding gown dem they drag no be your marriage. nobody they drag your marriage with you. My pastor tell us say, Na the name Adam give all the animals dem dey answer till today so na the name wey you give this your dream e go answer. Comot your mind there. no go dey disturb your pastor for nothing. Nothing dey happen.

----Hmmm, Aunty, any man or woman that is nursing in his or her heart to destroy my marriage and cause me sorrow eheee (she pick some amount of sand) will die. shamefully, painfully, and slowly in JESUS NAME. (aunty peace got annoyed and afraid same time)

----IYAWO wetin na...na dream make you dey swear for person for front of my table? wetin dey worry you sef? why you no dey hear word? comot your mind for that dream nothing dey happen.

I--Aunty, i've heard you ma. i'm sorry. just that, the dream was so real.

AUNTY PEACE----You don chop so?

---No ma

--abeg go eat. i cook rice. you go chop? see ah no won hear say you dey do fasting o. better eat. iyawo relax your mind, your husband love well well. ah never see dah kain love before. so relax.

----Thank you Aunty. God bless you. need to start going, i'm on night duty.

---You dey night? ehen? only your husband go sleep for house?

I---Nop. he's going to vigil. (she left)

AUNTY PEACE----Metcheeew. dream kee you dia. this girl don become joseph o. see mumu, hahahaha. E say na eim Papa sister. Iyawoo wait for me o, ah dey come. No be only you sabi enjoy. imagine. metcheew.

ANAYO went into to shower when his phone rang.

ANAYO CALLED HIS WIFE.

---ASAM please pick that call for me.

---Alright(she picked the call) hello

---(a female's voice) prince charming. oh sorry please give the phone to the rightful owner.

--who is this please? (the person hanged up.)

TROUBLE STARTS WHEN PRAYER STOPS!!

IYAWO was furious.

ANAYO STEPPED OUT OF HIS BATHROOM AND WAS SURPRISED TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS WIFE'S FACE.

--Asam, who was that?

----Who was that? so you now have someone who calls you prince charmimg?

ANAYO WAS LOOKING CONFUSED.

---I don't understand. How do you mean?

---i picked the call, the next thing was PRINCE CHARMING and when i said hello, the person said GIVE THE PHONE TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER.

ANAYO LAUGHED.

--- so if i was expecting a dirty call, i will ask you to pick my call? (he draws her close) uso m, i won't and can't hurt you. you are the only woman in my life. just trust me, please.

----Call back that number now. (angry)

---Ok(he dialed the number and it was ringing)

-----On speaker out please.

---(ANAYO Smiled at his wife)ok.

---hello
---hello lover boy
---who are you please?
----what? baby you've forgotten last night? we were together last night. you were so sweet. l look forward to having it again.

----Are you crazy? do you know who you're talking to?

----hian, ANAYO wetin dey worry you or is your wife there? don't forget you promised me 10k and that blue shirt you wore yesterday. You when i tested it , it looked good on me. anyways, same usual spot na tonight. don't keep me waiting, LOVE YA BABY. (call dropped)

ANAYO STOOD SPEECHLESS.

----Hello. jeez, what dah hell is this?? (to his wife) baby see, i don't understand what's going on. i wasn't with any lady.

---Really? so how come she knew you were wearing a blue shirt yesterday? God!!! she even called your name. what have you been pretenciously doing behind my back?

---Oh Jesus please. Nothing obim, please believe me nothing. Baby this is a set up. someone is trying to break us apart. please my love. please.

---Hmm.(crying) i don't know what to believe anymore.

---Believe me Asa m please.
----It's ok. i've heard you.

THAT AFTERNOON, IYAWO WENT TO AUNTY PEACE.

AUNTY PEACE----Argh!! iyawo, wetin happen? why your face be like this? you cry? abi na another afternoon dream?

Women, let us learn to TELL IT TO GOD.
Pray for discerning spirit.

TO BE CONTINUED.