AUNTY PEACE. EPISODE 8 Written by Nnenne uju izuanabgara.

AUNTY PEACE. 

EPISODE 8 

Written by Nnenne uju izuanabgara.

AUNTY PEACE VISITED IYAWO.

Iyawo, who's real name is CHIDIMMA lived in a 3bedroom apartment, well furnished. The sitting room was well funished. AUNTY PEACE walked into the airconditioned sitting room.

----Chai iyawo oooo. see enjoyment. babe m, you dey enjoy die. ewo!!! see as A.C dey blow you. No wonder your skin fresh.

---Hahahaha (Iyawo laughed)...chai, aunty, you will never change o. please what do i offer you?

-----What do you have ooo...gimme, gimme ooo. iyawo show me round this your fine house na.

IYAWO took her into the kitchen, AUNTY PEACE opened the fridge.

----HEEEEEY!!! See una fridge ooo. iyawo dey enjoy ooo. hmmm, nawa o. no dey eaty eaty o. meh you no spoil this your fine shape o.

--I've heard you ma. would you like meat and juice?

----Gimme oooo.

Aunty peace ate bitter-leaf soup and fufu after the meat and juice. She wanted to access iyawo's bedroom but iyawo did not give her the chance.

They were in the sitting room when ANAYO iyawo's husband came in. He just went straight to his wife and kissed her

--Omalicham, missed you so much. how was your day?

----(iyawo smiled) missed you too. My day was fine, yours?

--was stressful but i'm fine. Aunty peace, welcome ma o.

---- thank you. how work?

---I bless God. (to his wife) baby, come abeg. (they both go into their bed room. (they were laughing and chating inside. iyawo left her phone on the couch. Aunty peace started searching for ANAYO'S number. She saw a number saved as OBIM and suspected it could be the number. She quickly dialed the number, ANAYO'S phone rang from inside. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

---IYAWO ooooo, Aunty peace shouted. 'You don leave me here go inside they play love abi? ah don dey go ooo

ANAYO and his wife came out.

---No vex ooo. (Anayo replied Aunty peace as he held his wife) ah say meh we play small love.

laughter......

---E good na. Aunty peace replied.A beg mah dey go. Time for my business don dey reach. make una dey well o.

THAT NIGHT-----

AUNTY PEACE CALLED SANDRA

---Babe, ah don get am ooooo.

---Get wetin?SANDRA REPLIED. canada visa?

(BLACKYburst into annoying laughter)

-ca wetin? who dash buhari white-house. kikikikiki. she laughed again.

AUNTY PEACE FIRES BACK

----Enemy of progress. i talk to you?

--Babe,(sandra called Aunty peace) no mind am. abeg gist me. wetin you don get?

AUNTY DREW HER CLOSE TO WHISPER TO HER EAR.

--MY BOO NUMBER.

---your boo number you ? SANDRA SAID ALOUD SURPRISINGLY. you geh boo?

---Kikikikiki..(Blacky laughed mockingly.) chim ooo, ezigbote you geh boo.

AUNTY PEACE GOT ANGRY WITH SANDRA

----Wetin dey worry you sef, iyawo husband na.

--- Na lie. mah see. (glances through aunty peace's phone) chim oooo. haaa!!!.. babe chop obama high five. e no con hard you sha. how you take do am?

BLACKY INTERRUPTED....

----make una leave person husband find una own ooo.. AGADI-EKWE NKAS(old mama youngy)

AUNTY PEACE DRAGGED BLACKY OUT OF THE ROOM.

-- oya commot here before i kill you. (black laughs out of the room) which kain person be this one? (to sandra) babe, wetin my eyes see yesterday ehee...that man too love eim wife o. As e just enter, e no even mind say i dey there o, he just begin kiss eim wife, that useless geh just dey enjoy the thing for my front. Chai, e be like say mah push am commot. E con be like say make e be me o. As if dawan no do them, for my front, e carry the woman enter inside. Come hear as that mumu girl dey crack laugh.

----Hahahahahaha. sandra laughed.ah don die. how you con take collect the number?

---Na when they waka go inside o, that iyawo leave her phone ontop chair. nwanne, opportunity na like birthday o, e dey come once a year. Na eim ah grab the phone con see OBIM, ah copy am sharp sharp, con call the number, the man phone ring inside.

--Chai babe, you too smart. Now we no go.
waste time. straight to PLAN B. We go do what i call, HUNTING CALL. you go use the new sim they flash for night, from flash you go begin call. Shey you say eim wife they hold eim phone sometimes? good, if you just see am, signal me, ah go call the number. Na confusion we don dey bring so o.

TO BE CONTINUED.

A PEACEFUL HOME IS LIKE A BALLON, DO NOT BRING SHARP OBJECTS CLOSE TO IT.

WE MUST HANDLE OUR HOMES THE WAY WE HANDLE GLASS CUPS.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

NYSC WITH ALICE ©Tomisin E. AdebisiEPISODE 50 (Not edited)

NYSC WITH ALICE  ©Tomisin E. Adebisi EPISODE 50 (Not edited) "Wait, come again what did you just say?" Mrs Edward asked the kidnapper's boss on the phone "You mean all the pictures you snapped wiped off from your phone?" "Yes mama, I'm sorry I have searched everywhere on my phone, I've searched my trash bin, but it's not there, I don't know how it happened everything on my phone was wiped," "Really, after the money I paid you, you couldn't even carry out the job," "Mama no vex, I don't even know how the thing happened like I don't understand, I told you that girl is not ordinary," "You know what, I don't know how you're going to get that girl's nude picture maybe you're going to kidnap her again I don't want to know, just make sure I get the picture before the end of today," "Mama, I'm  sorry, I have not spent the money you sent to me, I would refund your money now, ...
Read more

NYSC WITH ALICE ©Tomisin E. AdebisiEPISODE 70 [Final Episode] (Not edited)

NYSC WITH ALICE  ©Tomisin E. Adebisi EPISODE 70 [Final Episode] (Not edited)  It's Saturday, everyone is seated in the hall where Madam Pat's send-forth party was held. Isaac, Rachael and Aduke, Tola's grandparents were all seated.  Dave, Tola's fiancee was also around. He had completed his Masters and had returned to Nigeria two days before the party. Alice sat beside Tola, she was having a great time. Nike also came around to celebrate with Adewale, other families and friends had all come and they all sat at different tables. The MC cracked some jokes and everyone laughed. Then he told everyone to stand up to welcome the celebrant Everyone stood up as Madam Pat danced in with Tola, her sales girls, her friends, and some of the women in her church. After she had taken her seat,  "I will be inviting some people to say something about our Mummy," The MC said "The first person is Grandma Racheal Isaac-Adekunle," He said and everyone clapped as Rachel, ...
Read more

NYSC WITH ALICE ©Tomisin E. AdebisiEPISODE 64 (Not edited)

NYSC WITH ALICE  ©Tomisin E. Adebisi EPISODE 64 (Not edited)  Tola saw Sarah lying on the bed with her face down, covering herself with a wrapper, she heard her sobbing under the wrapper.  Tola stood behind the door for some time, then she moved closer and sat beside her on the bed, "Sarah," She called. Sarah removed the wrapper and wiped her tears, then she sat up. "Tola," She called and sobbed on her shoulder. "It's okay," Tola said petting her on her back, Sarah cried for a long time then wiped her tears and rested on the back of the bed. "What would you like to eat?" Tola asked "I'm fine," Sarah answered  "Sarah you need to eat something please," Tola pleaded "Tola, I'm not hungry I just want to cry," She said and burst into tears again. "It's okay, but I thought you loved Sam, Why did you say No?" Tola asked. "Because I love him, I love him so much,  I don't want to lose him,...
Read more