AUNTY PEACE EPISODE 5 Written by Nnenne uju izuanabgara.

AUNTY PEACE 

EPISODE 5 

Written by Nnenne uju izuanabgara.

AUNTY PEACE started shouting...

---Madam, gimme my 20 thousand o. how many nonsense ah wash today. infection don full my body.

Madam , gimme my money oooo. ONYE OGWU EGO(Ritualist) today, ah go scatter this school.

ONE OF THE TEACHERS MR MAYOWA SPOKE WITH THE HEADMISTRESS.
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Madam, please call the police. This woman is creating a scene here. This is not good for the image of our school.

AUNTY PEACE FIRED BACK AT MR MAWOYA.

----Bia,MARAYOWA you dey mad. na police go kee you (she held him on his shirt) oya kuku kill me, ah say kuku kee me oooo...heeeeeeyyy, mayowa won kee me ooooo

---(Mayowa pushed her to the ground) what kind of demented fellow is this. if you touch me again, i will beat you mercilessly.

---Beat your mama oooo mayowa, Aunty peace shouted,beat your mama.

(THE HEADMISTRESS WENT INTO HER OFFICE AND CAME OUT WITH AN ENVELOPE. )

---Here, take your #20,000 and get out of my building.

---Me, get out of your building? ah no collect the money again oooo, mayowa must beat me (coughs and spits saliver) chim ooooo, i'm spitting blood oooo. (people started looking for the blood) they have killed me oooo

NURSE SHOLA SAID...

---MA, Please allow the security to throw this mad dog out of this place.

--You don't understand. She will create a scene. someone could capture it on video and give it a wrong caption. Our school will be ruined. we have alot of rivals and enemies.

TEACHER CHARLES REPPLIED

---MA, Then involve the police.

AUNTY PEACE WHO FELL TO THE GROUND ROLLING, ON HEARING POLICE, STOOD UP.

----madam gimme my money mah dey Go.

---what money? The headmistress asked. I'm calling the police. i hate making trouble but since you love it, i will give you a good dose of it.

---call police, she replied.ah go tell police say, the other day, you gimme juju water, mah dey spray am for every where. if i come early mor mor.

---WHAT!!! what is she saying?

--Gimme my money o

(madam hands over an envelope to her)

--Get out of this premises this minute. GOD!!! WHAT!!!! JEZZZZ!!!

AUNTY PEACE LEFT SHARON GATES SCHOOLS FINALLY.

AUNTY PEACE was still ranting as she walked home.

---Yeye school. chai, inukwa, me peace, to be washing toilet . Rubbish. (she paused) wait o, ah no count the money o (she brought out the money and was counting it on the road) chim ooooooo, okwanu oshi ooooo, (thief oooo) #5000, na #5000 ooo, for wetin na? nooo, i am going back there o. my pay is 20k. this woman want to die o. (somebody saw her on the way and tried asking her what the problem is) my brother o, see me see wahala o. ah dey work for one school o. ah dey my own o, the madam say na 20k she go pay me. brother abeg count the money wey dey this evelope.( the man collected and counted the money)

YOUNG MAN-----Jezz #5000? for what? that's unfair now? when did you start working there?

AUNTY PEACE -------yesterday o.

YOUNG MAN-----yester what!!! just yesterday? and she paid you 5K and you're ranting like a wounded lion? you don't even deserve this five thousand. Why would you even start yesterday and and demand salary today. you dey mad? abeg dey go your house before i change my mind.
which kain human being be this wan.

AUNTY PEACE STOOD SHOCKED AND VERY ANGRY.
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Oga, you useless like this o. ah put your mouth? ah call you? ah go show you small something now.(she held held him by the shirt) oleee, thief oooooo. my money na 20k oooo. e don collect 15k ooooo. see my envelop for eim hand ooo.

(unknown to AUNTY PEACE,the man is a SOILDER. people knew him in the area and was looking at AUNTY PEACE like, what's she saying? is she ok?. When the young man declared himself to her, come and see drama)

THE SOILDER BROUGHT OUT HIS BELT.

-did you give me any money?

---No sir

---On your knees now!!! the soldier shouted

-----Yes sir. Aunty peace replied.

---Frog jump sharperly.

----Yes sir oooo..Aunty peace replied. I know say una no dey hear abeg but abeg oooo( the soilder gave her one good wipe with his belt)

--Shut-up!! he shouted ,and frog jump. You're very wicked.

AUNTY PEACE-----ABEG OOOOOOO. she cried as she pleaded.

CHARACTER IS THE REAL IDENTITY OF AN INDIVIDUAL NOT THE NAME.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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