AUNTY PEACE EPISODE 4 Written by Nnenne uju izuanagbara.

AUNTY PEACE 

EPISODE 4 

Written by Nnenne uju izuanagbara.

The year three pupil who was heading to her classroom from the rest-room turned to know why NANNY PEACE called.

AUNTY PEACE went into the rest-room and came out.

--Come, who shit (poo)that shit (poo)wey stain inside toilet like that?

---Excuse me? the pupil replied.

---(Aunty peace slapped the child) you dey craze? excuse you go where? who pooh inside that toilet?

----Noo, i didnt pooh. i urinated.

--You are a big liar.

----Honestly ma'am i just urinated. i did not pooh.

----Meaning say ah no know fresh shit (poo)again? toilet wey i just wash na na na. oya (she drags her by her tie to the toilet and hands over a brush to her) begin wash am.

---Excuse me? i'm sorry NANNY i won't try that. i could get infected.

----How dawan take concern me? see, na only me and you dey here o. ah go beat you, carry toilet water pure inside your mouth. oya begin wash am.

---I won't. (The pupil moved close to a botton on the wall and tapped on it.)

---Wetin you press?

---I just alerted the security, you will be in trouble for this.

--EHEEE, we shall see.(she saw the security men coming with the school nurse, Aunty peace the drama queen changed position.) una don come? this girl almost faint o. as i just enter she just dey turn, dey turn, as she won fall, i catch her.

--MIRABEL, the security man called. you ok?

---Yes please. kindly take me back to my class please.

---. Alright. MA'AM PEACE, thanks so much.

--No mention. i'm doing my work. (They leave) hahahahaha, chai so if them press this botton na security? hmmm. this month salary, i must collect am. i am tired of washing people's shit.(poo) look at my nails, kai. but iya tope that does nanny in another tush school, na like this she dey work? chai, PEACE, na copy copy go kill you. She dey always carry things dey come back house. She go say parents give her. Here na to wash shit (poo) for 20k o

AUNTY PEACE GOT A CALL FROM MADAM'S OFFICE.

The next morning, MADAM surmouned AUNTY PEACE to her office.

AUNTY PEACE walked into the office and almost fell down. All teaching and non teaching staffs where sitted.

MADAM started.

--peace, are you ok?

----Yes madam. i dey ok.

----I'm not sure. you really need to see a psychiatrist urgently.

--HA psychiatrist ? no be for mad people?madam, hmmm, abeg, I wish you the same i am not mad o. she murmured.

---- You what? Anyways, please watch this.

(she played a video on her phone. it was what conspired between her and NURSE SHOLA and how she was MAD-HANDLING baby martins and the annoying words coming out of her mouth.)

AUNTY PEACE placed both hands on her head

---madam.......

---Keep quiet. To top up your insolence, you asked MY GRAND-DAUGHTER, MIRABEL to wash the toilet?

--- Your Grand daughter!!! madam no vex abeg. See madam mah tell you true o, this washing of shit, (poo)ah no like am. why asking me to wash people shit? If you remove me from that work of washing shit,(poo) i will change.

---Really. it's alright. Madam peace, can you please kindly get out of my building. Just yesterday you started working here, you've done a truck load of mischief. A parent threatened to withdraw her children because of you. She said you killed your daughter. Someone who could not take care of her only daughter can never to capable of taking care of other people's children.i waved it because i thought it was a mere rumour. What kind of a woman are you?

--- Madam, Aunty peace shouted. Abeg no dey shout for me. wetin sef? you better pass me? old mama like you. no be goverment money wey your husband dey thief you dey use dey make mouth? this cloth wey you wear, ah get am. no be 50k you buy am? inshort, ah no work again. gimme my money, 20k na na na na, if you no wan see mental craze.

---You are fired!!! Madam yelled.

---I fire you back. ocha k'omaka. AGADI-nwanyi baby. you must fire me with my money o.

--What money? you spent just yesterday. you have no payment. Please leave at once.

----OSI? (you said?)we die here o.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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